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09-20-2006, 07:25 AM
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4-letter Words
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!" "Darling, baby, you must! tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..." "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
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09-20-2006, 07:28 AM
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Hahaha...ironing is the worst!
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09-20-2006, 07:37 AM
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Hell, I'd pick my daughter up, too! LOLOL
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09-20-2006, 08:28 AM
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hahahahahahahaha now thats funny right there!! I'll opick you up in 20 min
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09-20-2006, 08:34 AM
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This is hilarious. I am sending this to my mom and my grandmother. They will get a kick out of it!
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09-20-2006, 08:37 AM
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LMAO!!!! This is funny
 
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09-20-2006, 08:39 AM
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So funny! I remember as a young girl helping mother with the ironing (sheets, pillow cases, shirts, skirts, darn near everthing, every week). She had a coke bottle with a cork/sprinkler on it and it's how we dampened the clothes for ironing.
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09-20-2006, 09:06 AM
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How funny!!! I hate to iron.
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