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Old 04-01-2008, 10:42 AM   #1
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new pastor

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home,
but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote:
'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he
found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this
cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10'.

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke
up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I
stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard
your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
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Old 04-01-2008, 10:44 AM   #2
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LOL!
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Old 04-01-2008, 10:57 AM   #3
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Tink strikes again!!!
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:57 PM   #4
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Oh Tink...that is hilarious!!! I can't wait for Diana to see it.
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:59 PM   #5
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Oh Tink...that is hilarious!!! I can't wait for Diana to see it.
Where has that girl been today?! I've missed her!
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:20 AM   #6
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Tink strikes again!!!
I don't believe I missed this yesteday, Good one Tink, as per...
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:13 AM   #7
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That was a really cute one, Tink!!!


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Where has that girl been today?! I've missed her!
Sorry, but I haven't been on much for the last few days and now I have over 200 posts to look at. My husband wanted me to go to town with him on Monday and yesterday my daughter came out and was here all afternoon. We had a really nice visit but I wasn't able to get on here. I thought that I'd get on last night but Jaci was on my computer so, here it is the third day and I'm finally on after a call to Dell about my mouse not working!
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Old 04-06-2008, 11:17 AM   #8
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Tell me about it Diana! I have 5 pages of posts to go through. It's a good thing I love you all so much, or I would just skip it and jump in. But, I have to see how everyone has been and see how things are with everyone.

And, I must catch up on Tink's "funnies" and Kathy's many many funny posts and new avatars.

This was a great one Tink.
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Old 04-06-2008, 12:08 PM   #9
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It's so good to see you back on, Judy! You were certainly missed!!!!
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