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All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?' 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. 'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?' I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly. 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?' 'Ninety-eight.' she replied. 'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?' The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: ?'I outlived the bitches.' ?
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deb.  I was very good at Kickball. My specialty, the high kick where your leg goes up,and your shoe goes on top of the school! 
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04-09-2008, 08:03 PM
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04-10-2008, 05:22 AM
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PROUD MOMMY 
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04-10-2008, 09:05 AM
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*´¨) ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends.......
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04-10-2008, 09:46 AM
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Classic!
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04-10-2008, 06:49 PM
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 Another good one Deb
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A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should.  Kat
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I love it! That will soooo be me!
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04-11-2008, 02:50 AM
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What a perfect way to begin my day..... with a  Thank you ! |
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