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07-23-2008, 08:30 AM
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Quick thinking
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.
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07-23-2008, 09:07 AM
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LOL! Good one Tink.
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07-23-2008, 10:46 AM
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07-24-2008, 09:01 AM
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that one was toooo funny, very good !!!
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07-24-2008, 05:35 PM
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Another classic Tink! That's getting emailed to my friends.
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07-25-2008, 04:19 AM
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I wish I was a quick thinker like that...LOLOL
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