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09-08-2008, 04:43 PM
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Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. "Also," says the director, "You must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course." This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time. "There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual." With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!" -----------------------------------------------------------------------
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09-08-2008, 05:12 PM
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Cute!! Cute!!!!
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09-09-2008, 07:46 AM
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Thanks...when I read it the first time, I just about cracked up...for some reason it hit my funny bone big time. Hope it did the same for you.
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09-09-2008, 03:37 PM
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 loved it!
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09-10-2008, 12:12 PM
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