Prison vs. Work

Janet · 10-02-2006, 08:15 AM

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 8x10 cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 68 cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get rewrded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card & unlock doors & open them yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for wtchng TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you can't even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to to to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your time looking through the bars from the inside and wanting out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.

magnolia · 10-02-2006, 08:26 AM

LOL......

How funny!!!....and true!!!

Mandy · 10-02-2006, 10:37 AM

LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh

RLC12345678 · 10-02-2006, 01:44 PM

That's a pretty good one! hehehehe

10-02-2006, 08:15 AM	#1
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Prison vs. Work IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 8x10 cell. AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 68 cubicle. IN PRISON you get three meals a day. AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK you get rewrded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. AT WORK you must carry around a security card & unlock doors & open them yourself. IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK you get fired for wtchng TV and playing games. IN PRISON you get your own toilet. AT WORK you have to share. IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK you can't even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to to to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. IN PRISON you spend most of your time looking through the bars from the inside and wanting out. AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars. IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK they are called managers. __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

10-02-2006, 08:26 AM	#2
magnolia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 482	LOL...... How funny!!!....and true!!! __________________ Suzi "Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been"....Jimmy Buffett

10-02-2006, 10:37 AM	#3
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

10-02-2006, 01:44 PM	#4
RLC12345678 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,614	That's a pretty good one! hehehehe __________________ Rebecca "To whom much is given, much is expected." ~Luke 12:48

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