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Old 03-02-2009, 08:12 AM   #1
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Funny but nearly true







Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went
to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick.
The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were
these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my
thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life
in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains
to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.
But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my
original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was
fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing
to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting
scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they
do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey
neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell
the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body
parts - stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has
something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in
bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to
see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep
them hidden in my waistband.

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day -
with a joy filled heart.

These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do it????



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Old 03-02-2009, 08:17 AM   #2
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Yep, they've been at my house too!! The warning has come too late for me!!
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Old 03-02-2009, 09:12 AM   #3
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Bet that's what happened to my knees, too!
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Old 03-02-2009, 11:14 AM   #4
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Judy.....why didn't you send this to me earlier and I might have been able to stop them. They got to me too. We have really got to be diligent about getting these warnings out faster.
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Old 03-02-2009, 11:17 AM   #5
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Me too, every one of them.
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Old 03-02-2009, 11:43 AM   #6
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Here I was depending on my doggies to keep robbers out!
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