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Classified Ads.....
These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day....
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER . 8-years old. Hateful little b*st*rd. Bites! FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.. COWS: NEVER BRED. Also one gay bull for sale.. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. And the best one?: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition - $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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12-03-2009, 09:17 AM
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These made me laugh my butt off Diana!!
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12-03-2009, 12:13 PM
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Lol! Good one Diana!
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12-03-2009, 02:13 PM
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I've seen these before, but I laughed again as I read them. So funny. Diana....how about another one of your quizes? It's been awhile.
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12-03-2009, 05:45 PM
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Now those are funny!! lmao
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12-04-2009, 08:34 AM
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I'm glad that you enjoyed these. Janet, I'll try to get a quiz on soon. I can't guarantee just when though.
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12-04-2009, 01:02 PM
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 :yelrotflma o:So funny. xx
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12-05-2009, 07:43 AM
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Terrific Diana! That makes 2 or 3 of yours that I have to email around!
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12-05-2009, 08:18 AM
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I got several really good ones all at the same time!!
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