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This was sent to me in an email..istn' it cute???
AARP Quiz Q. Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live. Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A: 'Gee, I remember
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04-28-2008, 09:31 AM
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XD I'm halfway there and already suffer from CRS. Can't imagine what it will be like in 30 years.
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04-28-2008, 03:01 PM
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Oh Janet!!!!
 Those were too funny!!! Thank goodness I'm not quite there yet!!!!
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ROFL Janet, good ones!
My ds actually told this one to his 80+ yr old ultra conservative grandma... Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. His dad and I about died... and she laughed so hard and told it to all her friends. 
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I'm really glad you all liked it as much as I did!
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Good ones!
Here's a funny aging story - It's a true story! My 86 year old Aunt has a dear friend whose husband is 92 years old. He's pretty much deaf by now. Since he served in the army (WWII), he and his wife decided to go to the Veteran's Hospital to see about getting a free hearing aid. It wouldn't have helped, but where there's hope, there's life! They told him that he wasn't eligible yet, and to come back in 2 years. He replied, "Come back in 2 years? I'm 92 years old!" He had the whole place laughing, but went home without his free hearing aid.
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