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Old 10-09-2008, 06:05 AM   #1
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New Dog Cross Breeds

-- Have you heard about the new dog cross-breeds?

They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.

They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.

They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.

They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't really matter.

They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.

They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new breed is a uhh, I'll get back to you on that.....
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Old 10-09-2008, 07:43 AM   #2
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This one just got to me.... The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean....and I just can't quit laughing!!
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:41 AM   #3
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Old 10-12-2008, 06:05 PM   #4
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Very funny!!! Thanks, Tink!!!!
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Old 10-13-2008, 10:37 AM   #5
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New Dog Cross Breeds

That is so funny.
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Old 10-14-2008, 10:48 AM   #6
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That's funny!
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