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He Said, I Said
He Said, I Said
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra ; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during fore - play? I said to him .. . They don't have time He said to me. . How ma ny men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him . . We don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him .. . They already have boyfriends. I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said. . A widow. He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
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10-23-2008, 03:39 PM
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Very good! Thanks for the laughs.
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10-23-2008, 05:28 PM
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Love it! thanks...
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10-24-2008, 04:00 AM
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those were pretty good, i needed a laugh today
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10-24-2008, 07:13 AM
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Cute!!! Very cute!!!
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Good ones Haley!!
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