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Old 10-20-2006, 02:55 AM   #1
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Definition of Ugly

Definition of ugly..........

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
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Old 10-20-2006, 03:01 AM   #2
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Roflmao!
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Old 10-20-2006, 05:23 AM   #3
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Good one Linda!!! I received that one in an email and almost posted it myself!!! You beat me to it......
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Old 10-20-2006, 02:19 PM   #4
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Oh my gosh!!!
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