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05-26-2010, 06:34 AM
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He Said To Me!
He Said To Me!
He said to me ...... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him ...... You wear pants don't you? He said to me .............. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart. He said to me.....What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me......Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him ......They don't have time. He said to me.....How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .....I don't know; it has never happened. He said to me.....Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? I said to him......They already have boyfriends. He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said.....A widow. He said to me....Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him.....Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. |
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05-26-2010, 06:53 AM
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Very good Paula!
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05-26-2010, 10:53 AM
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That made me laugh, i will take that to work.
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Diane. My Mottos are....  Just live for today..... and let tomorrow take care of itself  Live each day as if it's your last - and hope that tomorrow you wake up to find that it wasn't
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05-26-2010, 03:26 PM
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 ROFL!!!!!
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05-27-2010, 01:30 PM
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Good one Paula. I've seen this before, but loved reading it again.
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