THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES

Janet · 03-29-2007, 06:03 AM

Thought this was funny and wanted to share......

THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006:

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
*
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Imagine that!
*
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Whaaat??
*
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
*
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
*
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
*
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
*
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
You think?!
*
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
*
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
*
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
*
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge
*
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
*
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
*
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that sign right?

RLC12345678 · 03-29-2007, 06:19 AM

HEHEHEHE! Those are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh this morning, Janet!

AngieDoogles · 03-29-2007, 06:30 AM

Those are great!! It's always nice to start the day with a good laugh.

Thanks Janet!

Tink · 03-29-2007, 07:51 AM

OMG if I get the Editor job, THAT'S a list I hope to never make!

AngieDoogles · 03-29-2007, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tink

OMG if I get the Editor job, THAT'S a list I hope to never make!

Lol. I doubt that would happen Tink. You are too smart to let something like that sneak through.

rivermom · 03-29-2007, 11:05 AM

I just crack up and love smart ass replies to statements. LMAO!! These were hilarious.

DianaB · 03-29-2007, 11:13 AM

Those were really cute! Always nice to have a laugh in the middle of the day!

Chandra Amaya · 03-29-2007, 12:15 PM

LMAO...those are great. The bad part is ....wonder how long it took them to catch it after it was printed?

Passionfruition · 04-04-2007, 07:42 PM

Great post. I used to work in the news and it's true, stuff like this really gets posted.

My favorite article ("favorite") was written about the committee selection made by the city's committee of committees. (I'm NOT kidding here). The article was like six sentences long and said the word "committee" about 20 times.

judy · 04-20-2007, 01:32 PM

Janet,

I just came across this and I'm still laughing!

Thanks,

Judy

Marilyn · 04-20-2007, 06:41 PM

Janet, this is cool!!! We need some light news for a change!!!!

03-29-2007, 06:03 AM	#1
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES Thought this was funny and wanted to share...... THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006: Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? * Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! * Crack Found on Governor's Daughter Imagine that! * Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? Whaaat?? * Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! * Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos! * Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! * War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! * If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile You think?! * Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! * Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! * Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? * Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge * New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! * Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! * Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Taste like chicken? * Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! * Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! * And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that sign right? __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

03-29-2007, 06:19 AM	#2
RLC12345678 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,614	HEHEHEHE! Those are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh this morning, Janet! __________________ Rebecca "To whom much is given, much is expected." ~Luke 12:48

03-29-2007, 06:30 AM	#3
AngieDoogles Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,509	Those are great!! It's always nice to start the day with a good laugh. Thanks Janet! __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT

03-29-2007, 07:51 AM	#4
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	OMG if I get the Editor job, THAT'S a list I hope to never make! __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

03-29-2007, 11:05 AM	#6
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	I just crack up and love smart ass replies to statements. LMAO!! These were hilarious. __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

03-29-2007, 11:13 AM	#7
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Those were really cute! Always nice to have a laugh in the middle of the day! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

03-29-2007, 12:15 PM	#8
Chandra Amaya 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tn Posts: 1,646	LMAO...those are great. The bad part is ....wonder how long it took them to catch it after it was printed? __________________ Traci

04-04-2007, 07:42 PM	#9
Passionfruition Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 492	Great post. I used to work in the news and it's true, stuff like this really gets posted. My favorite article ("favorite") was written about the committee selection made by the city's committee of committees. (I'm NOT kidding here). The article was like six sentences long and said the word "committee" about 20 times. __________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."- Dr. Seuss

04-20-2007, 01:32 PM	#10
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	Janet, I just came across this and I'm still laughing! Thanks, Judy

04-20-2007, 06:41 PM	#11
Marilyn Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 4,907	Janet, this is cool!!! We need some light news for a change!!!! __________________ Marilyn If anyone would like a free Bible Study CD or book entitled "Searching for Truth", PM me with your mailing address and I'll send you one. "And you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free." John 8:32

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