Relationship Perspectives written by kids

[RLC12345678]

>HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)
>
>(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
>you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
>should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
>
>(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
>to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
>later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
>
>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
>(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
>FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
>
>(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
>married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
>
>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
>(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
>yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
>(1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
>
>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
>(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
>know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
>long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
>(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
>Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin,
>age
>10
>
>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
>(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
>newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
>columns. -- Craig, age 9
>
>
>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
>(1 ) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
>
>(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
>mess with that - - Curt, age 7
>
>(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
>marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --
>Howard,
>age 8
>
>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
>(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing.
>I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
>out. -- Theodore, age 8
>
>(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
>need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
>(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --
>Kelvin, age 8
>
>And the #1 Favorite is........
>
>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
>(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
>a truck. --

[Janet]

OMG those are hilarious!!!! I especially like the one where the little boy runs home and plays dead!!! LMAO!!!

[Kimberley]

LMAO!!! Out of the mouth of babes!!!

[Amber_lv]

i like the one where he says he won't have sex with his wife lOLOLOLOL

[Mandy]

They are HILARIOUS!!!! LMAO!!!