09-11-2006, 07:07 PM | #1 |
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Nagging Wife
Nagging Wife
A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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I seen this before, and still laugh everytime i read it
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just received this one via email the other day. So cute!!!
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09-17-2006, 08:41 PM | #5 |
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OMG lol
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LMAO!!! Cute!!!
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I just received this today too!! Cute joke!!
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OH my gosh!!! You are sooo silly!!!! LMAO=laughing my a$$ off!!!!!!
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