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Old 09-11-2006, 07:07 PM   #1
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Nagging Wife

Nagging Wife

A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or
you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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Old 09-12-2006, 12:02 AM   #2
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I seen this before, and still laugh everytime i read it
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Old 09-12-2006, 04:57 AM   #3
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-12-2006, 06:52 AM   #4
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Just received this one via email the other day. So cute!!!
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Old 09-17-2006, 08:41 PM   #5
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OMG lol
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Old 09-18-2006, 08:09 PM   #6
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LMAO!!! Cute!!!
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Old 09-18-2006, 08:11 PM   #7
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I just received this today too!! Cute joke!!
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LMAO!!! Cute!!!
I'm CONFUSSED what does LMAO mean?
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Old 09-18-2006, 08:16 PM   #9
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I'm CONFUSSED what does LMAO mean?

OH my gosh!!! You are sooo silly!!!!

LMAO=laughing my a$$ off!!!!!!
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Old 09-18-2006, 08:26 PM   #10
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Nagging Wife

A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or
you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So funny!
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