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Water -or- Wine...?
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol must go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting. WATER = Poo WINE = HEALTH Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.
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04-16-2007, 09:38 AM
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LMAO that's great!!!!
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04-16-2007, 09:46 AM
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Hahaha! Any excuse to drink wine!!
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04-16-2007, 09:56 AM
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Best I open a bottle to be healthy of course
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04-16-2007, 10:03 AM
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You are so funny Tink! Good one!
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04-16-2007, 10:14 AM
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HAHAHAHA! You can pour me a glass, sista! Uuuh, of wine, that is.
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04-16-2007, 10:23 AM
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Lol! Too funny!
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04-16-2007, 11:35 AM
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Doesn't it seem like we can find problems with EVERYTHING? Very funny!!!
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04-25-2007, 10:23 AM
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OMG that is the best thing EVER! I am cracking up. I knew there was a reason I love wine! The next time my granmother gets on me about not drinking enough water I'll have the perfect response.
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04-25-2007, 11:09 AM
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LOL, best reason I ever heard for opening another bottle of wine!
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04-25-2007, 11:14 AM
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Bring the wine, its time for a party!!
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That is tooo funny!
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