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02-07-2008, 09:26 PM
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The Year's Best (Actual) Headlines of 2007
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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02-08-2008, 04:47 AM
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Those are good ones!!!!! I wonder if they are really real. Probably!!!
I liked the sign they had on our IHOP a few years back: SENIORS 2 FOR 1 Thought about stopping in and getting a couple. 
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02-08-2008, 10:40 AM
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LOLOL Those were so funny...I needed that!!
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02-08-2008, 10:55 AM
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LOL! How funny! Thanks for sharing.
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02-11-2008, 11:13 AM
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Very cute!!!!!
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02-14-2008, 03:04 PM
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I got a good laugh from those Tink! Thanks.
(Yours too, Marilyn)
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