09-19-2006, 04:57 PM | #1 |
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Mastercard Wedding!!
> MASTERCARD WEDDING
> You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent > wedding that took place at Clemson University. > > It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. > > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at > the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the > crowd. > He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long > Distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to > thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law > for providing such a lavish reception. > > As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give > Everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of > everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He > said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. > Inside each manila envelope wa! s an 8x10 glossy of his bride having > sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks > earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing > there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he > turned > to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and > said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm > outta here." > > He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most > people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about > the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were > wrong. > His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 > guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best > man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. > > This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get > a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this? > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: > $32,000. > > Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000. > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500. > > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the > bride humping the best man: Priceless. > > There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's > > MASTERCARD! > > "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches; it's more like a jar > of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......" > |
09-19-2006, 05:06 PM | #2 |
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HOly Shi shi...that really happened....omg, omg, omg!!!!!!!
What swett revenge though!!!!!! LMAO! Maybe he will get a commercial out of all this!
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09-19-2006, 05:50 PM | #3 |
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Holy Crapola!!! He showed them and good for him!!!!
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09-19-2006, 06:27 PM | #4 |
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Good for her for being a slut!! That is the best revenge story I have ever heard.
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09-19-2006, 06:31 PM | #5 |
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I would be horrified! LOL
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09-19-2006, 06:56 PM | #6 |
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yeah it really happened it's crazy!!
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09-19-2006, 08:09 PM | #7 |
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I must admit. That was a good one. Serves her right! Too funny!! lol
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09-19-2006, 11:42 PM | #8 |
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Good story, and it serves her right! Revange is sweet, she burnt her a$$ so she'll have to sit on the blisters!
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