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06-15-2008, 11:21 AM
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How To Solve A Mid-life Crises
After Being Married For 44 Years, I Took A Careful Look At My Wife One
Dayand Said, 'honey, 44 Years Ago We Had A Cheap Apartment, A Cheap Car, Slepton A Sofa Bed And Watched A 10-inch Black And White Tv, But I Got To Sleepevery Night With A Hot 25-year-old Gal. Now I Have A $500,000.00 Home, A $45,000.00 Car, Nice Big Bed And Plasma Screen Tv, But I'm Sleeping With A 65-year-old Woman. It Seems To Me That You're Not Holding Up Your Side Of Things.' My Wife Is A Very Reasonable Woman. She Told Me To Go Out And Find A Hot25-year-old Gal And She Would Make Sure That I Would Once Again Be Living In A Cheap Apartment, Driving A Cheap Car, Sleeping On A Sofa Bed And Watching A 10-inch Black And White Tv. Aren't Older Women Great? They Really Know How To Solve Your Mid-life Crises.
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06-15-2008, 11:25 AM
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Good one Tink, I have to copy it and send it out, loved it.
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06-15-2008, 06:27 PM
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I have gotten that one in an email.. I love it!! so true lol
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06-15-2008, 07:21 PM
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Very cute, Tink!!! I always love quick witted women!!!!
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06-16-2008, 03:57 AM
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Maybe that's why we love this site so much...so much wit, talent and humor!!!
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06-16-2008, 06:12 AM
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06-16-2008, 07:53 AM
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Oh that one cracked me up!
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06-17-2008, 08:37 AM
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lol, that was great!
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06-17-2008, 03:44 PM
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I love that. That's what he would deserve.
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