54!

judy · 06-25-2008, 12:18 PM

[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:

'To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.'

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

'My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college . I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students, who is also on the tennis team. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.' [/FONT]

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Marilyn · 06-25-2008, 07:51 PM

Woman, you are sooooooo BAD!!!!!!!! Judy, Judy, Judy!!!!

DianaB · 06-25-2008, 07:54 PM

Ok........I'm blushing!

Janet · 06-26-2008, 03:54 AM

Judy....you are so funny!!!....loved it!

HALEY · 06-26-2008, 06:24 AM

Gina · 06-26-2008, 07:39 AM

your killing me lol Love it!!!

06-25-2008, 12:18 PM	#1
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	54! [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: 'To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.' When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: 'My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college . I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students, who is also on the tennis team. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.' [/FONT] . __________________ *Judy*

06-25-2008, 07:51 PM	#2
Marilyn Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 4,907	Woman, you are sooooooo BAD!!!!!!!! Judy, Judy, Judy!!!! __________________ Marilyn If anyone would like a free Bible Study CD or book entitled "Searching for Truth", PM me with your mailing address and I'll send you one. "And you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free." John 8:32

06-25-2008, 07:54 PM	#3
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Ok........I'm blushing! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

06-26-2008, 03:54 AM	#4
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	Judy....you are so funny!!!....loved it! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

06-26-2008, 06:24 AM	#5
HALEY Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,147	__________________ PROUD MOMMY

06-26-2008, 07:39 AM	#6
Gina Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 6,025	your killing me lol Love it!!!

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