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Old 06-25-2008, 12:19 PM   #1
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The Happiest Fairy Tale Ever

Love this!

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful maiden.
Along came a dashing young Knight and he asked her to marry him

The beautiful maiden said "NO!

And the beautiful maiden lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled, had many lovers, didn't save money and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin lacy underwear that went up her bum, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, and looked fabulous all the time.

The End
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:05 PM   #2
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A friend of mine who never married sent that to me. it really made me lol.
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:35 PM   #3
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So.....was that good or bad?

It's nice to have and do all those things without having someone to tag along, but it's nice to wear sexy clothes and share your life with someone too. I think that I'd still go for the man. You just have to take your time and choose VERY wisely because it's one of the most important decisions you'll ever make!
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Old 06-26-2008, 04:06 AM   #4
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Cute Judy!!!
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:10 AM   #5
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So.....was that good or bad?

It's nice to have and do all those things without having someone to tag along, but it's nice to wear sexy clothes and share your life with someone too. I think that I'd still go for the man. You just have to take your time and choose VERY wisely because it's one of the most important decisions you'll ever make!
That was cute Judy! Hey Diana it did say having lovers, what more can you want.. lol j/king
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:16 AM   #6
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If i'm going to do it over, that will be my fairy tale ! Very cute Judy...
Except i need someone to cut my grass?? HUMMMMMM !!!
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