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I should live so long !
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?' 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. 'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?' I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly. 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?' 'Ninety-eight.' she replied. 'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?' The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: 'I outlived the bitches.' 
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06-27-2008, 04:09 AM
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06-28-2008, 09:18 AM
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Funny!!!
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06-28-2008, 09:53 AM
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06-28-2008, 09:59 AM
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Tiny cabin
A tourist from New York was hiking through
the mountains of North Georgia when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life. Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door. "Anybody home?" he asked. "Yep," came a kid's voice through the door. "Is your father there?" asked the tourist. "Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid. "Well, is your mother here? No, she left before I got here," said the kid. "But," protested the city slicker, "are you never together as a family?" "Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"
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07-05-2008, 04:49 PM
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I just found this with your little joke, Tink! Very cute!!!
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07-05-2008, 07:54 PM
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Tink and Haley ^ 5
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