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07-04-2008, 11:52 AM
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Dog Letters To God
Dog Letters To God
Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? Dear God, When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,The colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle? Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad? Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in? Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street. Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God, May I have my testicles back?
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07-04-2008, 11:59 AM
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Those are adorable! It really wouldn't be heaven without my dogs!
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07-04-2008, 12:01 PM
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Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Pip would also like to know that answer! |
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07-04-2008, 12:06 PM
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Those are so cute Janet.
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07-04-2008, 06:18 PM
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They were very cute thanks for sharing.
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07-04-2008, 06:43 PM
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Thanks for sharing. SOOO cute!
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07-05-2008, 04:01 AM
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Thanks all, I saw it on Mandy's site and wanted to share it. I thought it was really cute too.
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07-05-2008, 08:27 AM
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Cute! Cute! It makes ya' wonder what goes through their minds, doesn't it?
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07-05-2008, 08:56 AM
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Janet, that is just to cute, thank you so very much for sharing.......
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