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Old 11-13-2008, 07:29 AM   #1
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Profound Life Thoughts

Kat posted this on another forum, but I thought you all would like it as much as I did. So here it is.

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for MissAmerica ?

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches. Proverbs 22:1
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Old 11-13-2008, 08:09 AM   #2
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Love them ALL, thanks.
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Old 11-13-2008, 02:21 PM   #3
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I like them all, but my personal favorite is " Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference."
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Old 11-13-2008, 06:30 PM   #4
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Those were really cute, Janet!! I especially like this one.....

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
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