Speaking of bras....

magnolia · 10-12-2006, 07:09 AM

Which letter are you? Me......I'm a B

......and wear a Baptist bra!!

A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.

He told the saleslady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."

With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember." said the saleslady, "We don't get as many requests
for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra
or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."

Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the differences?"

The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."

He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist type for?"

"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills".

And, if you need more bra info - here's some more:
Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,
& H and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes?

Well, if you've ever wondered, but couldn't figure it out, here's the code:

A. Almost Boobs
B. Barely Boobs
C. Can't complain
D. Dang!
DD. Double Dang!
E. Enormous
F. Fake
G. Get a reduction
H. HELP ME, I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP

Taurus Babe · 10-12-2006, 07:17 AM

Hahahahahaha! That was great! B-is really true!

Janet · 10-12-2006, 09:36 AM

Good one....Guess I'm a barely boobs...Ha Ha Ha

RLC12345678 · 10-12-2006, 10:07 AM

That was SO cute! I guess I "Can't Complain" and am a cross between Presbyterian and Baptist. hehehehe

Kimberley · 10-12-2006, 11:23 AM

Born and raised Baptist, Went to a CATHOLIC school for a while and am now non-denominational...Catholic bra for me.

Mandy · 10-12-2006, 12:01 PM

Hey i'm almost there with barely boobs LOL

rivermom · 10-15-2006, 07:04 AM

This was so funny to read!

I honestly wish I was "barely boobs", but am "can't complain" and some days, "dang".

10-12-2006, 07:09 AM	#1
magnolia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 482	Speaking of bras.... Which letter are you? Me......I'm a B ......and wear a Baptist bra!! A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B." With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember." said the saleslady, "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type." Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the differences?" The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright." He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist type for?" "They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills". And, if you need more bra info - here's some more: Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, & H and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes? Well, if you've ever wondered, but couldn't figure it out, here's the code: A. Almost Boobs B. Barely Boobs C. Can't complain D. Dang! DD. Double Dang! E. Enormous F. Fake G. Get a reduction H. HELP ME, I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP __________________ Suzi "Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been"....Jimmy Buffett

10-12-2006, 07:17 AM	#2
Taurus Babe Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 668	Hahahahahaha! That was great! B-is really true! __________________ Taurus Babe aka Thorsmomma

10-12-2006, 09:36 AM	#3
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Good one....Guess I'm a barely boobs...Ha Ha Ha __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

10-12-2006, 10:07 AM	#4
RLC12345678 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,614	That was SO cute! I guess I "Can't Complain" and am a cross between Presbyterian and Baptist. hehehehe __________________ Rebecca "To whom much is given, much is expected." ~Luke 12:48

10-12-2006, 11:23 AM	#5
Kimberley Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 671	Born and raised Baptist, Went to a CATHOLIC school for a while and am now non-denominational...Catholic bra for me. __________________ Kimberley "If you can read this, thank a teacher and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

10-12-2006, 12:01 PM	#6
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	Hey i'm almost there with barely boobs LOL __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

10-15-2006, 07:04 AM	#7
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	This was so funny to read! I honestly wish I was "barely boobs", but am "can't complain" and some days, "dang". __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

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