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Old 10-13-2006, 11:22 AM   #1
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Things you always wanted to know - but didn't know who to ask!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.


(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)





The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)





Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)




Butterflies taste with their feet.


(Something I always wanted to know.)




The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)




Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)




Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)




A cat's urine glows under a black light.


(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)





An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)





Starfish have no brains


(I know some people like that too.)





Polar bears are left-handed.


(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)





Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


(What about that pig??)
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Old 10-13-2006, 11:29 AM   #2
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OMG. I wanna be a pig too. I always wanted to be a bird but now it's defanitley (sp?) a PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-13-2006, 11:33 AM   #3
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I knew that humans and dolphins were the only animals that had sex for pleasure. Isn't that wild?! ALL of those are crazy, though! hehehe
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Old 10-13-2006, 11:37 AM   #4
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30 MINUTES Holy crap ... i want to be a pig too, but imagine snorting for 30 minutes my sinuses will be stuck in the back of my head!
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Old 10-13-2006, 12:02 PM   #5
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30 MINUTES Holy crap ... i want to be a pig too, but imagine snorting for 30 minutes my sinuses will be stuck in the back of my head!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-13-2006, 01:05 PM   #6
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You guys are so funny!! Those were really fun, but I don't want to be a pig...no way!!!!
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Old 10-15-2006, 06:40 AM   #7
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30 minutes??? Really now, 30 minutes?? OMG I think I wanna be that pig too!! OINK OINK!!!! Seriously though, If I could go 30 minutes I think Id pass out, but is that a bad thing??

LOL - all these were so great to read. I have to add that I HATE cockroaches, LOVE dolphins, and will never look at a pig the same ever again!
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Old 10-21-2006, 01:20 AM   #8
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did you write that witty sarcasim yourself!!!
ha ha ha you had me smiling until I read this fact

"The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. "
I BURST OUT laughing
and then I kept reading it like 3 more times

I'm still laughing
ha ha ha good post!
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Old 10-21-2006, 02:27 PM   #9
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ROTFL!!! Those are great!! I think I want to be the lion that does it 50 times a day, but be crossed with the pig so I get the 30 min orgasm each time!! LOLOLOL
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