09-27-2009, 07:42 AM | #1 |
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Old is When....
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. 'OLD' IS WHEN... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today. 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. 'OLD'IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You are not sure these are jokes?
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09-27-2009, 11:03 AM | #2 |
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OH NO!!!!!!! I think I'm getting old....I agreed with almost all those.....LOL....
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09-27-2009, 01:00 PM | #3 |
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LOL
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09-27-2009, 03:00 PM | #4 |
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That is soooooooooo funny! Sad thing is it's all true... I think we need this
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09-28-2009, 07:32 AM | #5 |
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OMGoodness!!! I was nodding my head on ALL of these!!! Does that mean that I'm OLD?
Here's my motto..... Life should Not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well perserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, latte in the other, body throughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WHOO HOO, what a ride!!! My aunt that just passed away had a plaque similar to this one on her wall!!! And it fit her to a T!!!!!
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