Isn't this the truth???

[Janet]

Remarkable Obituary

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.
Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old
he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing
when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and
that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable Parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a
steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by two step-brothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

[Marilyn]

It's sad how accurate this really is. I'm afraid of what this world is coming to. This is one reason I'm trying to make a difference and rely on a higher power.

[DianaB]

In a comical way it tells how things really are. It's very sad. It makes you wonder what things are going to be like in the future. We can't keep going like we are. I agree with Marilyn. I rely on God.

[Marilyn]

Our daughters are spiritual as well and I know other young people who are trying to live righteous lives. It gives us hope, but they are going to have such a tough time raising children to be like them. It's really scarry.