What Do You Do All Day?

Tink · 06-09-2008, 08:42 PM

A man came home from work and found his three Children outside, still
In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty Food boxes and wrappers
Strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was The front door to the house
And there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding Into the entry , he found
An even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked Over, and the throw rug was
Wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and Various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on the Counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog Food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a
Small pile of sand was spread By the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over Toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried She might be ill, or that Something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, Scummy soap and more toys Strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a Heap and toothpaste had been Smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife Still curled up in the bed In her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What Happened here today?'

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every Day when you come home From work and you ask me what in the world I do all Day?'

'Yes,' was his incredulous reply

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it..'

Janet · 06-10-2008, 02:59 AM

I've seen this one before but love reading it over and over. Honestly though, some men don't have a clue to what it takes to run a household. They really never see it done except at boys.

Forgivenmom5 · 06-10-2008, 05:04 AM

That is a really good one Tink.

AngieDoogles · 06-10-2008, 07:06 AM

I love this! LOL

judy · 06-10-2008, 07:26 AM

I sent this right to my daughter!

DianaB · 06-10-2008, 01:20 PM

Cute one! We certainly do more than they realize!

06-09-2008, 08:42 PM	#1
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	What Do You Do All Day? A man came home from work and found his three Children outside, still In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty Food boxes and wrappers Strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was The front door to the house And there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding Into the entry , he found An even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked Over, and the throw rug was Wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and Various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on the Counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog Food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a Small pile of sand was spread By the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over Toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried She might be ill, or that Something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, Scummy soap and more toys Strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a Heap and toothpaste had been Smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife Still curled up in the bed In her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What Happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every Day when you come home From work and you ask me what in the world I do all Day?' 'Yes,' was his incredulous reply She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it..' __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

06-10-2008, 02:59 AM	#2
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	I've seen this one before but love reading it over and over. Honestly though, some men don't have a clue to what it takes to run a household. They really never see it done except at boys. __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

06-10-2008, 05:04 AM	#3
Forgivenmom5 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,409	That is a really good one Tink. __________________ ~Debbie~

06-10-2008, 07:06 AM	#4
AngieDoogles Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,509	I love this! LOL __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT

06-10-2008, 07:26 AM	#5
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	I sent this right to my daughter! __________________ *Judy*

06-10-2008, 01:20 PM	#6
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Cute one! We certainly do more than they realize! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

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