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Old 02-20-2008, 07:47 AM   #1
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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

# GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

# BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

# DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

# ROTTWEILER: Make me.

# LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

# TIBETAN TERRIER:Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!

# JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
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Old 02-20-2008, 08:50 AM   #2
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ROFL Judy thanks for sharing I love it!
Someone knows their breeds!
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Old 02-20-2008, 02:56 PM   #3
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Judy that was so funny... I like the Lab one the best. Where's Rebecca...she would love that one too!
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Old 02-20-2008, 05:31 PM   #4
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I would have thought that a border collie would have kept anyone from leaving before the job was done. They like to herd. Those were really cute!!! So what would a yorkie say???
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A yorkie would say..."I love you!!! Just keep holding me while you change that bulb for me, okay. I love you!!!"
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A Standard Poodle would say "Don't bother dragging out the ladder. I'll just jump and spin... jump and spin... Jump and spin"
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