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02-08-2010, 10:50 AM
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Dogs Pet Peeves
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
'1' Blaming your farts on me.... Not funny... Not funny at all !!! -------------------------------------------------- '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! -------------------------------------------------- '3' Taking me for a walk, then Not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? -------------------------------------------------- '4' Any trick that involves balancing Food on my nose. Stop it! -------------------------------------------------- '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff Up when you're not home. -------------------------------------------------- '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what A proud moment for the top of the food chain. -------------------------------------------------- '7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", Then acting surprised when I freak Out every time we go back! -------------------------------------------------- '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. -------------------------------------------------- '9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? -------------------------------------------------- '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself.. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. -------------------------------------------------- Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT! |
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02-08-2010, 01:32 PM
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Hahaha!! Poor dogs...they have such a rough life
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02-08-2010, 08:25 PM
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Oh! That made me LOL!!! I love it!!! THANKS!
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02-09-2010, 10:03 AM
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How cute!!!
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02-09-2010, 03:37 PM
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Paula that was soooo cute!!
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