Wednesday Joke - Warning

magnolia · 09-13-2006, 05:17 AM

I posted a warning due to the nature of the joke, no bad words, just sexual content...so don't read beyond this if you are easily offended by a joke. Back several weeks ago, I wanted to share this joke on YT when we were all posting jokes but didn't out of respect for the younger members there. Since there is an age requirement here, I felt "safe" in posting it. Oh, and when you read it, imagine a southern accent - being from the south, I can tell it better than write it - sounds better too...

Martha and Catherine, two true southern belles, were sitting on the porch at Catherine's home sipping mint julips and talking about her recent trip to New York City. Martha asked Catherine, "What did you see on your trip to New York City Catherine?" Catherine replied, "You won't believe but I saw 2 men, kissing one another!" Martha began to fan herself, all flustered over the comment, and asked, "What do they call that in New York City?" "They call it homosexual" said Catherine. After Martha had gotten over the initial shock, she asked Catherine if she had seen anything else on her trip. Catherine told her she had seen 2 women, kissing one another. Well, this sent Martha into another "fanning fit", and she asked Catherine what they called that. "They call it Lesbian" was Catherine's reply. Several moments passed before Martha could find her voice to ask if she had seen anything else on her trip and Catherine replied, "In New York City, they have a man who will kiss a woman on her privates!" Martha proceeded to fan herself, almost spilling her drink over the comment. After a few moments, she spoke, "Oh my goodness! I have never heard of anyone doing that! What do they call that in New York City?" To which Catherine replied, "Martha, honey, I don't know but when he finished with me, I just called him Precious!"

Amber_lv · 09-13-2006, 05:50 AM

hahahahahaha that is hilarious

Janet · 09-13-2006, 05:58 AM

I read it in my best Scarlett accent and now, that's funny!!

hle_625 · 09-13-2006, 06:00 AM

LMAO! Very funny!

RLC12345678 · 09-13-2006, 06:50 AM

HE-Larious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was reading it with the "southern accent" in my head. I'm ROTFL!!!!!!

Sherry Lynn · 09-13-2006, 06:53 AM

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ginab · 09-13-2006, 11:04 AM

very good

Carolyn · 09-13-2006, 11:13 AM

Lol!!!!:d

Kimberley · 09-13-2006, 11:37 AM

LOL!!!!! that's bad!!!!!

rivermom · 09-13-2006, 02:17 PM

Too funny!!

Mandy · 09-14-2006, 12:30 AM

LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh

09-13-2006, 05:17 AM	#1
magnolia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 482	Wednesday Joke - Warning I posted a warning due to the nature of the joke, no bad words, just sexual content...so don't read beyond this if you are easily offended by a joke. Back several weeks ago, I wanted to share this joke on YT when we were all posting jokes but didn't out of respect for the younger members there. Since there is an age requirement here, I felt "safe" in posting it. Oh, and when you read it, imagine a southern accent - being from the south, I can tell it better than write it - sounds better too... Martha and Catherine, two true southern belles, were sitting on the porch at Catherine's home sipping mint julips and talking about her recent trip to New York City. Martha asked Catherine, "What did you see on your trip to New York City Catherine?" Catherine replied, "You won't believe but I saw 2 men, kissing one another!" Martha began to fan herself, all flustered over the comment, and asked, "What do they call that in New York City?" "They call it homosexual" said Catherine. After Martha had gotten over the initial shock, she asked Catherine if she had seen anything else on her trip. Catherine told her she had seen 2 women, kissing one another. Well, this sent Martha into another "fanning fit", and she asked Catherine what they called that. "They call it Lesbian" was Catherine's reply. Several moments passed before Martha could find her voice to ask if she had seen anything else on her trip and Catherine replied, "In New York City, they have a man who will kiss a woman on her privates!" Martha proceeded to fan herself, almost spilling her drink over the comment. After a few moments, she spoke, "Oh my goodness! I have never heard of anyone doing that! What do they call that in New York City?" To which Catherine replied, "Martha, honey, I don't know but when he finished with me, I just called him Precious!" __________________ Suzi "Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been"....Jimmy Buffett

09-13-2006, 05:50 AM	#2
Amber_lv Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Salt Lake Posts: 983	hahahahahaha that is hilarious __________________ Peeka-Boo-Daisy-Designs for all your doggy clothing needs Peeka's Myspace Daisy's Myspace

09-13-2006, 05:58 AM	#3
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	I read it in my best Scarlett accent and now, that's funny!! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

09-13-2006, 06:00 AM	#4
hle_625 *Moderator* Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Neosho, Missouri Posts: 204	LMAO! Very funny! __________________ Heather

09-13-2006, 06:50 AM	#5
RLC12345678 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,614	HE-Larious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was reading it with the "southern accent" in my head. I'm ROTFL!!!!!! __________________ Rebecca "To whom much is given, much is expected." ~Luke 12:48

09-13-2006, 06:53 AM	#6
Sherry Lynn Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Jersey Posts: 211	Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-13-2006, 11:04 AM	#7
ginab Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 109	very good

09-13-2006, 11:13 AM	#8
Carolyn Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: NJ Posts: 151	Lol!!!!:d

09-13-2006, 11:37 AM	#9
Kimberley Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 671	LOL!!!!! that's bad!!!!! __________________ Kimberley "If you can read this, thank a teacher and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

09-13-2006, 02:17 PM	#10
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	Too funny!! __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

09-14-2006, 12:30 AM	#11
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

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