Print, hang on your refrig and direct your men to it.

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Women talk

1. Fine: This is the word women use to
end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

3.. Nothing: This is the calm before
the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually not a
word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3
for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most
dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she
wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do
not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying
Kiss my *&%

9. Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will
later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response
refer to #3.