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Old 05-26-2008, 05:19 AM   #34
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Subject: DON'T MESS WITH BROOKLYN GIRLS




> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
> given their new wives duties.
>
> The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her

> that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
> couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house
and dishes washed and put away.
>
> The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He had given
> his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
> cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he
> saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the
> dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man had married a beautiful girl from Brooklyn, New
> York. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
> dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table
> for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
> second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the
> swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye,
enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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