you gotta read this police report

Tink · 04-20-2008, 11:39 AM

Supposedly A True Story from the Jacksonville, Fl., Police Dept.

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no he only lives a mile away.

About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell the man to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery.

The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.

A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.

The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.

True story: Told by the driver at his first AA meeting.

Chandra Amaya · 04-20-2008, 11:51 AM

LMAO... can you SAY BUSTED?

katcarasella · 04-20-2008, 12:40 PM

That reminds me of the reason I spent two months in Germany 5 years ago.
Pete had to go there for training on a new machine that GE was buying, anyway after two weeks of being alone at night he decided to go out with some of the guys from work and went to a local pub called Satchmoo's.
Evidently the beer in Germany is more potent than ours, because he woke up in jail.

The police had found him sleeping in the car with the motor running in the middle of a cow pasture. They have very strick DUI laws there,

1st timers loose their drivers licenses for 2 years and pay a $2000 fine.
To make a long story short, I had to fly there so he'd have a way to get to and from work.

We had a great time, lots of great memories.

Janet · 04-20-2008, 02:04 PM

Oh Tink, that was hilarious!!! I know it's not good to drink, and then drink to excess, but man drunks are so funny!!!

HALEY · 04-21-2008, 07:33 AM

That is just toooo funny !!!!

judy · 04-22-2008, 01:55 PM

Both stories are great!

Taurus Babe · 04-22-2008, 06:53 PM

LOL. Both stories are too funny!

deb22 · 04-23-2008, 01:46 PM

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The police had found him sleeping in the car with the motor running in the middle of a cow pasture

DianaB · 04-23-2008, 02:02 PM

Hmmmm......I thought that I'd already posted to this one but I didn't see it.

That's really funny!!! At least he didn't have the sirens going or she'd have known that the police car was in the garage!!!

NicoleMarcelle · 04-24-2008, 07:15 AM

Lol tink...

awesome

Chandra Amaya · 04-28-2008, 09:14 PM

lol, i have heard american beer is the weakest.

04-20-2008, 11:39 AM	#1
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	you gotta read this police report Supposedly A True Story from the Jacksonville, Fl., Police Dept. A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell the man to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day. A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day. The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its lights still flashing. True story: Told by the driver at his first AA meeting. __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

04-20-2008, 11:51 AM	#2
Chandra Amaya 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tn Posts: 1,646	LMAO... can you SAY BUSTED? __________________ Traci

04-20-2008, 12:40 PM	#3
katcarasella KAT'S KRAZY KORNER Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,031	True story That reminds me of the reason I spent two months in Germany 5 years ago. Pete had to go there for training on a new machine that GE was buying, anyway after two weeks of being alone at night he decided to go out with some of the guys from work and went to a local pub called Satchmoo's. Evidently the beer in Germany is more potent than ours, because he woke up in jail. The police had found him sleeping in the car with the motor running in the middle of a cow pasture. They have very strick DUI laws there, 1st timers loose their drivers licenses for 2 years and pay a $2000 fine. To make a long story short, I had to fly there so he'd have a way to get to and from work. We had a great time, lots of great memories. __________________ A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat

04-20-2008, 02:04 PM	#4
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Oh Tink, that was hilarious!!! I know it's not good to drink, and then drink to excess, but man drunks are so funny!!! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

04-21-2008, 07:33 AM	#5
HALEY Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,147	That is just toooo funny !!!! __________________ PROUD MOMMY

04-22-2008, 01:55 PM	#6
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	Both stories are great! __________________ *Judy*

04-22-2008, 06:53 PM	#7
Taurus Babe Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 668	LOL. Both stories are too funny! __________________ Taurus Babe aka Thorsmomma

04-23-2008, 02:02 PM	#9
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Hmmmm......I thought that I'd already posted to this one but I didn't see it. That's really funny!!! At least he didn't have the sirens going or she'd have known that the police car was in the garage!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

04-24-2008, 07:15 AM	#10
NicoleMarcelle Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Aventura, FL Posts: 221	Lol tink... awesome __________________ Nicole "I'm through accepting limits, cuz someone says they're so..." -Elphaba, Wicked

04-28-2008, 09:14 PM	#11
Chandra Amaya 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tn Posts: 1,646	lol, i have heard american beer is the weakest. __________________ Traci

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