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10-27-2009, 07:25 AM
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Questions that haunt me.......
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That haunt me... If You have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or Shoplifting? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can You cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How Important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated Instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your Thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going To? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What Disease did cured ham actually have? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How Is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to Look at things on the ground? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Do doctors leave the room while you change? They're Going to see you naked anyway. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible Crisp, which no decent human being would eat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about Him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can A hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all Fours? They're Both dogs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he Just buy dinner? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, What is baby oil made from? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from Morons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do The Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same Tune? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Did you just try singing the two songs above? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it A hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did You ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the Window? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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10-27-2009, 03:34 PM
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That's really something to think about Diana. And I cracked up at some of these
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10-27-2009, 03:41 PM
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I have seen these before it does make you wonder..
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10-27-2009, 03:54 PM
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10-28-2009, 05:49 AM
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Oh Diana....some of those were hilarious!!!
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10-28-2009, 07:26 AM
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Can you believe that I got this from Jaci? I was floored at the first question!!! I thought uh-oh what is this, but then it got better after that!!! Glad that you liked it!
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10-28-2009, 03:46 PM
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Great Diana! Tell Jaci good job!
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