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Guts or Balls
Guts or Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the difference is listed below. Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask; "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and have lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say; "You're next!" I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. In reality there isn't much difference since either one will ultimately result in death.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: The Lone Star State
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THAT'S BAAAAD! Lol!
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Whoa, I'm glad we got that all cleared up!!!
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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Oh my goodness! That really is hilarious!!!!!!!!
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