Jury Duty

[judy]

They usually don't want Ph.D.'s. They seem to want the average person, not too educated. I'm surprised you were chosen for a murder trial. In NYC, they would not have done that.

Good luck in not being picked. It's pretty easy to make sure they don't choose you. "If someone gets arrested, I figure they're guilty," should get you right off!
How about, "All criminals should be shot. Trials are a waste of money."

When I was a teacher, I loved jury duty. Two or three paid weeks far away from the kids was lovely.