Beware of older men!

[Janet]

Sorry....couldn't resist sharing this one......


A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels

pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a

newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking,

but how old do you think I am? 'About 32,' is the reply.' 'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the

woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl

the very same question. The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a

big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.' Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a

drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints

and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.' Again she

proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!' While waiting for the bus to go home, she

asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 and my

eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old

woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under

your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.' They wait in

silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts

out, 'What the heck, go ahead.' He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to

feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he

gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each

other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay....How old am I?'

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, 'Madam,

you are 50.' Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you

tell?' The old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?' 'I promise I won't' she says.

'I was behind you at McDonalds.'

[DianaB]

[JJJ]

Sick, lil ol man. But very smart, lol.

[Blueyes]

Hahaha!! Very funny!!