9 Things I Hate About Everyone

Janet · 12-10-2006, 01:15 PM

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck??
Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here????

khardy57 · 12-10-2006, 01:21 PM

Good post! I have one to add because I live in the South.

"Hot enough for 'ya?" Duh - you can cook eggs on the sidewalk dummy!

Janet · 12-10-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by khardy57

Good post! I have one to add because I live in the South.

"Hot enough for 'ya?" Duh - you can cook eggs on the sidewalk dummy!

LOL....Good one!!!!

Lissa · 12-10-2006, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Janet

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

Wow, I never thought about that before...I ask that all the time....

DianaB · 12-10-2006, 03:44 PM

Again, you have me laughing!!! I'm guilty of some of those!!!

Tink · 12-10-2006, 04:48 PM

How about people who ask "Can I ask you a dumb question?"
I usually respond with: "Sure, I have some dumb answers... wouldn't it be something if they match?"

Kimberley · 12-10-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tink

How about people who ask "Can I ask you a dumb question?"
I usually respond with: "Sure, I have some dumb answers... wouldn't it be something if they match?"

hehehehe!!! I like that!

Miss_Sara · 12-11-2006, 12:24 AM

ha ha that's funny
I never realized about that asking the question though!
I'm always like overly polite and nervous when asking people things, so I have lots of nifty ways to ask a question before asking a question!
(you could always say "would you mind telling me where you get your hair done?" and just say "yes i would mind terribly" ha ha ha)

2tiredmom · 12-11-2006, 02:10 PM

Ok My turn to add another one.

When some one is talking and they say "See what I'm saying?"
DUH No But I sure do hear ya yapping.

Janet · 12-11-2006, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 2tiredmom

Ok My turn to add another one.

When some one is talking and they say "See what I'm saying?"
DUH No But I sure do hear ya yapping.

That's another good one!! I have another friend who is always and I mean always saying...know what I'm saying ....after darn near everything she says. It drives me up a freakin wall!!!! I would like to tell her "YES!!! I'M NOT STUPID AND MY HEARING IS EXCELLENT!!!, but being the kind friend that I am, I don't say anything. It's just her way and she is a good friend.

Tink · 12-11-2006, 04:26 PM

OMG... that reminds me...

People who tell a joke or make a silly remark and then rush to ask "Get it? Get it?" Yes, I get it but it probably just wasn't funny. LOL

Amber_lv · 12-11-2006, 05:59 PM

hahahahahaha rotflmao good ones

12-10-2006, 01:15 PM	#1
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here???? __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

12-10-2006, 03:44 PM	#5
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Again, you have me laughing!!! I'm guilty of some of those!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

12-10-2006, 04:48 PM	#6
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	How about people who ask "Can I ask you a dumb question?" I usually respond with: "Sure, I have some dumb answers... wouldn't it be something if they match?" __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

12-11-2006, 12:24 AM	#8
Miss_Sara Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 120	ha ha that's funny I never realized about that asking the question though! I'm always like overly polite and nervous when asking people things, so I have lots of nifty ways to ask a question before asking a question! (you could always say "would you mind telling me where you get your hair done?" and just say "yes i would mind terribly" ha ha ha) __________________ God has filled my arms

12-11-2006, 02:10 PM	#9
2tiredmom Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,367	Ok My turn to add another one. When some one is talking and they say "See what I'm saying?" DUH No But I sure do hear ya yapping. __________________ The real measure of a woman's wealth is what she has invested in eternity. Linda aka 2tiredmom

12-10-2006, 01:21 PM	#2
khardy57 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 278	Good post! I have one to add because I live in the South. "Hot enough for 'ya?" Duh - you can cook eggs on the sidewalk dummy!

12-11-2006, 04:26 PM	#11
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	OMG... that reminds me... People who tell a joke or make a silly remark and then rush to ask "Get it? Get it?" Yes, I get it but it probably just wasn't funny. LOL __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

12-11-2006, 05:59 PM	#12
Amber_lv Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Salt Lake Posts: 983	hahahahahaha rotflmao good ones __________________ Peeka-Boo-Daisy-Designs for all your doggy clothing needs Peeka's Myspace Daisy's Myspace

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