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red98vett · 01-04-2007, 03:10 PM

Dangerous Food

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

"Wedding Cake."

OK IF you're married............................. this IS FUNNY ~!!!

DianaB · 01-04-2007, 03:34 PM

That's really funny and you had me going with this one!!!! Now I wonder what the answer really was!!!

Janet · 01-04-2007, 04:23 PM

VILLETTE!!!! You really had me going...I thought "Oh no it's gonna be another favorite food." That was hilarious and I must say....I agree with the old guy....LOLOL

Marilyn · 01-04-2007, 06:50 PM

ROFL!!!! Love it!!!!!! This is so true for many people out there!!!

Mandy · 01-05-2007, 05:00 AM

LMAO!!!!! That's friggen hilarious!

You mean like this? MWHAHAHAHAHA

There i had him feeding it to me!!

rivermom · 01-05-2007, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandy

LMAO!!!!! That's friggen hilarious!

You mean like this? MWHAHAHAHAHA

There i had him feeding it to me!!

What a beautiful picture!!!

RLC12345678 · 01-05-2007, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandy

LMAO!!!!! That's friggen hilarious!

You mean like this? MWHAHAHAHAHA

There i had him feeding it to me!!

AWWWWW! That is a beautiful picture!!!!!!!!

01-05-2007, 12:25 PM

hahahahahhaha...that is histerical and I'm NOT married!

Janet · 01-05-2007, 12:53 PM

Mandy, that is such a sweet picture!

Mandy · 01-05-2007, 12:58 PM

Thanks girls, this post had me cracking up, and thought of the cake eating wedding pic i had, thought ide share it with ya'll

khardy57 · 01-05-2007, 04:47 PM

Love It!

Brooke · 01-11-2007, 06:26 PM

This had me going and I thought oh man here it comes... I'm in for it now...You crack me up!

Taurus Babe · 01-11-2007, 07:48 PM

Hahahaha! Thats great!

01-04-2007, 03:10 PM	#1
red98vett Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 103	Please Read THIS ! Dangerous Food A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." OK IF you're married............................. this IS FUNNY ~!!!

01-04-2007, 03:34 PM	#2
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	That's really funny and you had me going with this one!!!! Now I wonder what the answer really was!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

01-04-2007, 04:23 PM	#3
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	VILLETTE!!!! You really had me going...I thought "Oh no it's gonna be another favorite food." That was hilarious and I must say....I agree with the old guy....LOLOL __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

01-04-2007, 06:50 PM	#4
Marilyn Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 4,907	ROFL!!!! Love it!!!!!! This is so true for many people out there!!! __________________ Marilyn If anyone would like a free Bible Study CD or book entitled "Searching for Truth", PM me with your mailing address and I'll send you one. "And you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free." John 8:32

01-05-2007, 12:53 PM	#9
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	Mandy, that is such a sweet picture! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

01-05-2007, 12:25 PM	#8
CChu Guest Posts: n/a	hahahahahhaha...that is histerical and I'm NOT married!

01-05-2007, 12:58 PM	#10
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	Thanks girls, this post had me cracking up, and thought of the cake eating wedding pic i had, thought ide share it with ya'll __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

01-05-2007, 04:47 PM	#11
khardy57 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 278	Love It!

01-11-2007, 06:26 PM	#12
Brooke Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 207	This had me going and I thought oh man here it comes... I'm in for it now...You crack me up! __________________ Just remember...I can't spell!!! Brooke

01-11-2007, 07:48 PM	#13
Taurus Babe Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 668	Hahahaha! Thats great! __________________ Taurus Babe aka Thorsmomma

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