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02-01-2007, 06:51 AM
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Thought these were cute.....
 REAL NEWSPAPER ADS FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .... been out a while. Better be a reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. AND THE BEST ONE: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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02-01-2007, 10:29 AM
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. QUOTE] Too funny!!!! send them to Jay Leno .... |
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02-01-2007, 11:43 AM
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Oh my gosh, these were all so funny and cute!!
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02-01-2007, 04:28 PM
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Those were good ones!! Thanks for sharing!!
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02-01-2007, 05:11 PM
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AND THE BEST ONE:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.[/QUOTE] Gotta love them all but this one was the best!! lol Thanks for sharing Janet |
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02-02-2007, 09:27 AM
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Wow, I wish I had that kind of wit!!!
Thanks for sharing!!!
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02-03-2007, 07:25 AM
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Really cool!!!! Thank you for sharing them!!!!!
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02-03-2007, 12:30 PM
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Too funny!
I once heard about one that read "For sale: One used parachute. One small stain."
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