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05-18-2007, 02:01 AM
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Once upon a time
THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN READ TO US WHEN WE WERE LITTLE!
Once upon a time
~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you , however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ as the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ on lightly sauteed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ and onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~ she chuckled and thought to herself: ~~~~~~~~ I don't freakin think so.
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05-18-2007, 10:06 AM
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LOL. I had to write a politically correct fairy tale for one of my classes and I was pretty proud of it. It was called Snow Caucasian and the Seven Short Statured Men.
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05-19-2007, 10:32 AM
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Lol, I love it
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05-19-2007, 10:52 AM
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That's a good one, Janet!!!!!
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05-19-2007, 03:18 PM
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Thanks ladies!! Every time I read it, I get a chuckle out of the last line....LOL
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05-20-2007, 03:03 PM
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Excellent reading Janet. Thank you very much for a good Sunday evening laugh!
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05-20-2007, 05:21 PM
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Too cute! Thanks for sharing!
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05-20-2007, 06:01 PM
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Yes Janet, the last line made me chuckle to..lol loved it! It is very approriate for these times..
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05-20-2007, 11:35 PM
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So cute! Thanks for sharing, i love it.
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