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05-31-2007, 08:28 PM
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Don't be a Victim!!!!
(Ok, Ok, this is the last one for tonight, but this one had me rolling! Hope you enjoy it too!)
I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be useful to know. I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you!! Here 's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their highly-de fined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!! While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!! I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow. I have a few more old purses in my closet that I can dig out for next week.
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06-01-2007, 12:01 AM
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LOL... i have read this before, seen the pics, i laugh everytime i read it again
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06-01-2007, 01:21 PM
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I never saw this one before. Another winner!
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06-05-2007, 02:23 PM
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LOL! That was great. I just had to share it with my hubby and we've laughed so hard!
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06-06-2007, 07:43 PM
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This is too funny!
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06-06-2007, 08:20 PM
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rofl I have a couple purses I could sacrifice!
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