09-10-2006, 05:15 PM | #1 |
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1.) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
2.) Is there another word for "synonym"? 3.) Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? 4.) When sign makers go on strike is anything written on their signs? 5.) When you open a bag of cotton balls is the one on top meant to be thrown away? 6.) Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? 7.) Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food? 8.) What do you do when you see an endangered anmal eating an endangered plant? 9.) If a parsley frmer is sued can they garnish his wages? 10.) If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked? 11.) When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? 12.) If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn? 13.) How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink? 14.) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 15.) If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? |
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Roflmao!!!!!!!!!:d
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha OMG those are hilarious i can't stop laughing!!!
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ROFLMAO!!!!! Thanks that was too funny!!!
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Too funny!
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09-12-2006, 10:38 AM | #6 |
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I LOVE those! Hilarious!!!!! Consider these:
Why do feet smell and noses run? Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
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I'm with you, Janet! Laughing is my favorite!
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Those were great!!! I love the 3rd one, doctors and practice. I work in a hospital and know most of the doctors in our city. I'm not afraid to call them all "quacks" because they are still "practicing" - by now, they know me and know what I'm gonna say so they just roll their eyes and laugh with me
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Hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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