If you have sons!!!

rivermom · 09-20-2006, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Ponyup

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Me & my girl cousin tried this. Take my word for it they do not make good parachutes.

LMAO!!

rivermom · 09-20-2006, 07:34 AM

These are great! I have two sons, whew!

Kimberley · 09-20-2006, 07:35 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So THIS is what I have to look forward to!!!!!

Janet · 09-22-2006, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimberley

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So THIS is what I have to look forward to!!!!!

AND believe me, it will be the time of your life. I was raised around all the neighborhood boys, so I either kept up and did what they did or I was left out. Most of the times it was more fun to play with them than with my little girls friends.

magnolia · 09-20-2006, 07:37 AM

And a baseball bat is a great way to remove a loose tooth! Just ask my 16 year old. His brother, who's 13 now, hit him in the mouth several years ago and knocked out a loose baby tooth. It was purely accidental but you would've thought the world ended!! Couldn't find the tooth in the front yard and he was afraid the Tooth Fairy would not stop by as he didn't have the tooth. Have no fear, she did come by, left money, and found the tooth in the front yard

And that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!

Ponyup · 09-20-2006, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by magnolia

And a baseball bat is a great way to remove a loose tooth! Just ask my 16 year old. His brother, who's 13 now, hit him in the mouth several years ago and knocked out a loose baby tooth. It was purely accidental but you would've thought the world ended!! Couldn't find the tooth in the front yard and he was afraid the Tooth Fairy would not stop by as he didn't have the tooth. Have no fear, she did come by, left money, and found the tooth in the front yard

And that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!

My brother hit me in the face with the baseball bat & broke my nose. I didn't get any money from the tooth fairy, but 10 years later I did get a nose job.

Amber_lv · 09-20-2006, 08:25 AM

OMG i have 2 boys and this is so funny i also have a cousin who when he was 5 lit the house on fire i will tel you these are so true lol! Thanks for sharing i really enjoyed them!

Mandy · 09-20-2006, 08:31 AM

LOL! I enjoyed reading this

rivermom · 09-20-2006, 09:15 AM

And...guns make sisters move outta the way. My brother and I being younger lived out in the country. We were outside and he had his BB gun with him. I guess I was in his way and he told me to move. Being the stubborn ass I still am today said "no". Well, he shot me in the back. Jerk!!

Tink · 09-20-2006, 10:21 AM

I have a son and a daughter who is almost 2 years younger than he is. He thought up the schemes and coerced her into doing them! We lived in the country, so they were together 24/7 with no other playmates near, so had LOTS of time to get into trouble.

They did wonderful things like find a can of lime green enamel paint my Dad had dropped off when we weren't home (so I didn't know it was sitting available to them) and use it to paint the wheel wells of my silver car. Pine boughs were their paint brushes, so they did a LOVELY job.

I've often heard that with boys you get motion and with girls you get Emotion. When you have both you end up gray and half bald.

09-20-2006, 07:34 AM	#2
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	These are great! I have two sons, whew! __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

09-20-2006, 07:35 AM	#3
Kimberley Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 671	ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So THIS is what I have to look forward to!!!!! __________________ Kimberley "If you can read this, thank a teacher and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

09-20-2006, 07:37 AM	#5
magnolia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 482	And a baseball bat is a great way to remove a loose tooth! Just ask my 16 year old. His brother, who's 13 now, hit him in the mouth several years ago and knocked out a loose baby tooth. It was purely accidental but you would've thought the world ended!! Couldn't find the tooth in the front yard and he was afraid the Tooth Fairy would not stop by as he didn't have the tooth. Have no fear, she did come by, left money, and found the tooth in the front yard And that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!! __________________ Suzi "Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been"....Jimmy Buffett

09-20-2006, 08:25 AM	#7
Amber_lv Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Salt Lake Posts: 983	OMG i have 2 boys and this is so funny i also have a cousin who when he was 5 lit the house on fire i will tel you these are so true lol! Thanks for sharing i really enjoyed them! __________________ Peeka-Boo-Daisy-Designs for all your doggy clothing needs Peeka's Myspace Daisy's Myspace

09-20-2006, 08:31 AM	#8
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	LOL! I enjoyed reading this __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

09-20-2006, 09:15 AM	#9
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	And...guns make sisters move outta the way. My brother and I being younger lived out in the country. We were outside and he had his BB gun with him. I guess I was in his way and he told me to move. Being the stubborn ass I still am today said "no". Well, he shot me in the back. Jerk!! __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

09-20-2006, 10:21 AM	#10
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	I have a son and a daughter who is almost 2 years younger than he is. He thought up the schemes and coerced her into doing them! We lived in the country, so they were together 24/7 with no other playmates near, so had LOTS of time to get into trouble. They did wonderful things like find a can of lime green enamel paint my Dad had dropped off when we weren't home (so I didn't know it was sitting available to them) and use it to paint the wheel wells of my silver car. Pine boughs were their paint brushes, so they did a LOVELY job. I've often heard that with boys you get motion and with girls you get Emotion. When you have both you end up gray and half bald. __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

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