4-letter Words

magnolia · 09-20-2006, 07:25 AM

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words!
You've got to take me home..., PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must! tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

Taurus Babe · 09-20-2006, 07:28 AM

Hahaha...ironing is the worst!

Kimberley · 09-20-2006, 07:37 AM

Hell, I'd pick my daughter up, too! LOLOL

Amber_lv · 09-20-2006, 08:28 AM

hahahahahahahaha now thats funny right there!! I'll opick you up in 20 min

RLC12345678 · 09-20-2006, 08:34 AM

This is hilarious. I am sending this to my mom and my grandmother. They will get a kick out of it!

Mandy · 09-20-2006, 08:37 AM

LMAO!!!! This is funny

Janet · 09-20-2006, 08:39 AM

So funny! I remember as a young girl helping mother with the ironing (sheets, pillow cases, shirts, skirts, darn near everthing, every week). She had a coke bottle with a cork/sprinkler on it and it's how we dampened the clothes for ironing.

rivermom · 09-20-2006, 09:06 AM

How funny!!! I hate to iron.

rivermom · 09-20-2006, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janet

So funny! I remember as a young girl helping mother with the ironing (sheets, pillow cases, shirts, skirts, darn near everthing, every week). She had a coke bottle with a cork/sprinkler on it and it's how we dampened the clothes for ironing.

Janet ~ I remember as a young girl watching my Grandma stand in the kitchen ironing. She too used the coke bottle with the spritzer holes on top. WOW, I just had fond memories there for a moment, thank you!

09-20-2006, 07:25 AM	#1
magnolia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 482	4-letter Words A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!" "Darling, baby, you must! tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..." "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother. __________________ Suzi "Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been"....Jimmy Buffett

09-20-2006, 07:28 AM	#2
Taurus Babe Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 668	Hahaha...ironing is the worst! __________________ Taurus Babe aka Thorsmomma

09-20-2006, 07:37 AM	#3
Kimberley Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 671	Hell, I'd pick my daughter up, too! LOLOL __________________ Kimberley "If you can read this, thank a teacher and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

09-20-2006, 08:28 AM	#4
Amber_lv Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Salt Lake Posts: 983	hahahahahahahaha now thats funny right there!! I'll opick you up in 20 min __________________ Peeka-Boo-Daisy-Designs for all your doggy clothing needs Peeka's Myspace Daisy's Myspace

09-20-2006, 08:37 AM	#6
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	LMAO!!!! This is funny __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

09-20-2006, 08:34 AM	#5
RLC12345678 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,614	This is hilarious. I am sending this to my mom and my grandmother. They will get a kick out of it!

09-20-2006, 08:39 AM	#7
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	So funny! I remember as a young girl helping mother with the ironing (sheets, pillow cases, shirts, skirts, darn near everthing, every week). She had a coke bottle with a cork/sprinkler on it and it's how we dampened the clothes for ironing. __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

09-20-2006, 09:06 AM	#8
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	How funny!!! I hate to iron. __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

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