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04-06-2008, 06:10 AM
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KAT'S KRAZY KORNER
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Latest Census, What they fogot to ask!
As you've probably seen, the latest Census probes deeper into your private life than ever. Which one of these questions did they forget to include?
Do you fold or wad your toilet paper before wiping? ?? How many times per week do you flare your nostrils? ?? Do you have stretchmarks as a result of childbirth? If so, do they make you feel unattractive? ?? What percentage of your utility bill is attributed to AC adult toys? ?? What is your exact gray-hair-to-regular-hair ratio? ?? Do your children emit noxious odors? If so, describe the odors in 30 words or less. ?? How many times per year do you buy canteloupe, and do you thump them before making a purchase? ?? What is the average length of time required for your toilet tank to refill after a flush? ?? How much money did you spend last year on Ritalin for the kids?
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04-06-2008, 06:21 AM
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 Too Funny!
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04-06-2008, 12:45 PM
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Those are cute, Kat!!! I put the census on my husband's desk and I'm going to pretend that I didn't even see it!!!!
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04-06-2008, 12:46 PM
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I didn't get one!
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04-07-2008, 07:00 AM
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Oh my, how funny! I've never done a census so I can't relate, but your list cracked me up.
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04-07-2008, 08:09 AM
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They probably forgot to ask the hair ratio question. Which one did they forget Kat?
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