Gotta Love Little Boys

deb22 · 04-05-2008, 06:06 PM

GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."

katcarasella · 04-05-2008, 06:21 PM

Too cute, these little people jokes crack me up.

AngieDoogles · 04-05-2008, 07:41 PM

LOL! Aren't children the best!?

judy · 04-05-2008, 08:02 PM

I'm sending that on!

goofywife · 04-06-2008, 04:57 AM

DianaB · 04-06-2008, 12:51 PM

I had a friend that said her Mother used to hide her tampons underneath the bed. One day her brothers found them and they pretended they were torpedos. They'd say "Fire One!" and they would shove the plunger in and shoot them out!!! I don't know how many were shot before their Mother found them!!!

Forgivenmom5 · 04-06-2008, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DianaB

I had a friend that said her Mother used to hide her tampons underneath the bed. One day her brothers found them and they pretended they were torpedos. They'd say "Fire One!" and they would shove the plunger in and shoot them out!!! I don't know how many were shot before their Mother found them!!!

That was expensive and embarrassing if someone else found them.

HALEY · 04-07-2008, 06:37 AM

That was cute !

Janet · 04-07-2008, 08:05 AM

Real funny Deb. I love jokes about kids.

Do you all remember the show Mork and Mindy? There was an episode with a friend of Mindy's that was pregnant. Mork was making snide remarks about how the friend ate too much and was fat. Mindy had to pull Mork aside and tell him the friend was pregnant and that there was a baby in that belly... Mork's response: "kids get in the darnest places." I'll never forget that line....LOLOL

HALEY · 04-07-2008, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Janet

Real funny Deb. I love jokes about kids.

Do you all remember the show Mork and Mindy? There was an episode with a friend of Mindy's that was pregnant. Mork was making snide remarks about how the friend ate too much and was fat. Mindy had to pull Mork aside and tell him the friend was pregnant and that there was a baby in that belly... Mork's response: "kids get in the darnest places." I'll never forget that line....LOLOL

Oh my God, i remember that !

04-05-2008, 06:06 PM	#1
deb22 Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: USA Posts: 381	Gotta Love Little Boys GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one." __________________ deb. I was very good at Kickball. My specialty, the high kick where your leg goes up,and your shoe goes on top of the school!

04-05-2008, 06:21 PM	#2
katcarasella KAT'S KRAZY KORNER Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,031	Too cute, these little people jokes crack me up. __________________ A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat

04-05-2008, 07:41 PM	#3
AngieDoogles Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,509	LOL! Aren't children the best!? __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT

04-05-2008, 08:02 PM	#4
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	I'm sending that on! __________________ *Judy*

04-06-2008, 04:57 AM	#5
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04-06-2008, 12:51 PM	#6
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	I had a friend that said her Mother used to hide her tampons underneath the bed. One day her brothers found them and they pretended they were torpedos. They'd say "Fire One!" and they would shove the plunger in and shoot them out!!! I don't know how many were shot before their Mother found them!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

04-07-2008, 06:37 AM	#8
HALEY Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,147	That was cute ! __________________ PROUD MOMMY

04-07-2008, 08:05 AM	#9
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Real funny Deb. I love jokes about kids. Do you all remember the show Mork and Mindy? There was an episode with a friend of Mindy's that was pregnant. Mork was making snide remarks about how the friend ate too much and was fat. Mindy had to pull Mork aside and tell him the friend was pregnant and that there was a baby in that belly... Mork's response: "kids get in the darnest places." I'll never forget that line....LOLOL __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

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